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lahlou



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Location : Tazmalt - Bejaia.
Job/hobbies : likes jokes in English.
Registration date : 2008-07-31

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PostSubject: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minipostedWed Dec 10, 2008 9:02 pm

I thought of some jokes that can make the colleagues smile after a tiring day.
Joke one:
"What is your new brother's name ?"
Little Jane:"I don't know yet.We can't understand a word he says."

Joke two:
An Irishman was sitting in a station smoking his pipe ,when a woman came and sat next to him and remarked:"Sir,if you were a gentleman,you wouldn't smoke here." "Mum,he replied,"if you were a polite lady you'd sit farther". Pretty soon the lady burst out again:"If you were my husband,I'd put poison in your coffee"."Well,the Irishman answered, if Iyou were my wife,I'd drink it".

Joke three:
"Don't trouble yourself to stretch your mouth any wider"said a dentist to his patient,I intend to stand outside to draw your tooth".

Joke four:
She:"How old do you think I am"
He:"You don't look it".

Joke five:
A motorist speeding along ahighway at 80 miles an hour was stopped by a policeman."Was I driving too fast ?"asked the motorist apologising."Hell,no"replied the policeman,you were flying too low".

Good bye. Next time five others.
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lyazid



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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minipostedFri Feb 13, 2009 9:55 pm

Hi every body ! We can use these in class mainly with the 4 AM classes:

1) Why is the letter "T" like an island ? Because it's in the middle of waTer !
2)What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has millions of letters ? = the Post officE.
3) what word begins with "e", ends with"e", and has one letter ? = EnvelopE !
4) What did the traffic-lights say to the car ? "don't look now, I'm changing" !
5) I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I ? = a liar !!
6 what's worse than finding a maggot in an apple ? = Finding half a maggot !!
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